The Adventures of Tallman and Smallguy
Before you
read this story, I should inform you that if you are wondering why there are
earthquakes or tornadoes or why Pluto is not a planet anymore then you have
come to the right place, almost because if you were looking for something that
tells you why there are earthquakes or tornadoes or why when you traveled you
still could not find the end of the rainbow then I think that you meant to
search for Google anyway, so, let’s start the story (wow, that was a long
sentence). A long, long six months ago there was a tall kid named well, Tallman
(parents were not very creative) and his next door neighbor, Smallguy (it’s a
sad, sad world out there people). So, one summer day Tallman was playing
basketball and he had just thrown the ball at the net when it hit the backboard
and bounced into the neighbor’s yard! Tallman ran as fast as he could and
jumped Smallguy’s fence, picked up the ball and ran out but wait he couldn’t
run out because there was a one hundred foot tall concrete wall! “ WHAT?!” He
thought. “Wait, I think I have seen this on a TV show before, oh yes I remember
it’s bigger on the inside.” “OK first where did you get this wall” said Tallman
when he saw Smallguy walk out of his back door.
“I um…found
it” said Smallguy.
“You just
found a wall that’s bigger on the inside.”
“Uh-huh got
it at a garage sale.”
“Right well
if I could just get my basketball back I will be on my way.”
“Never! Well
only if you go on an adventure with me.”
“Sure but
where will we be going?”
“To,
Australia!”
“But how
will we get there?”
“Using,
this!” And with that Smallguy ran into his house and pulled out a big blue box that
said phone box on it. “Is that the TARDIS?” Tallman asked
“Yup”
Smallguy said as if everyone owns a TARDIS.
“Um…ok, let’s
go.”
“So, are you
sure that you want to go on this adventure with me I mean it will be very dangerous.”
“Yes, I am
sure because nothing is more important than basketball!”
“Right, I guess
so.”
“Come on let’s
go!” and with that they ran into the TARDIS and teleported to Australia!
The first
thing Tallman saw was blackness “Hey Smallguy can you turn on the lights
please?”
“Oh sorry,”
then he turned on the lights. So, the first thing he really saw was a giant
room with no windows or doors, the only thing in there other than them was a
guy in a black cloak walking slowly towards them “Why do the bad guys always
were cloaks?” Smallguy was about to answer but before he could the man in the
cloak said “there are terribly comfortable think everyone will be wearing them
in the future.”
“Hmmm I think
I have heard this before” Tallman thought
But before
he could think anymore the cloaked guy pulled out a NERF gun and started shooting
at us. I ran for cover just as a bullet whizzed past me. I jumped behind the
TARDIS for cover then looked out to see Smallguy pull out a foam axe and charge
at cloakman (yup) but before he could reach him cloakman shot at him and
Smallguy fell to the floor foamed out. Tallman ran out from behind the TARDIS
and was about to grab the axe when something caught his eye, the basketball! He
picked it up and started to run when he remembered Smallguy lying on the floor.
He turned around and yelled “The most important thing is not basketball!!!” as
he threw the ball at cloakman’s face, thud! He fell to the floor “good job”
said Smallguy as he got up “the most important thing is not basketball.”
The End
